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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via pizza)

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via guccier)

meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: meladoodle, via textpostsrus)

relahvant:

the first thing i did upon turning 18 was watch Drake and Josh and eat a cookie and then took a nap

so like when does this adulthood thing kick in

(via paradxx)

annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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(via paradxx)

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

(via paradxx)

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

(Source: cashcutie, via paradxx)

School:We don't allow bullying if you bully we will fuck you up
Student:I got bullied.
School:The fuck do you want us to do about it?

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

(via paradxx)

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